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48-Hour Website Teardown Audit

Your website gets visitors but zero leads/calls.

In 48 hours, you'll know exactly why — and which 5 fixes to make first. A conversion scorecard, annotated screenshots, a Now/Next/Later action plan, and a personalized video walkthrough. Backed by two guarantees.

For small & local businesses 48-hour delivery Senior review on every order
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From $199 for founding clients · 48-hour delivery · 7-day money-back guarantee

The problem

Most small-business websites don't have a traffic problem. They have a conversion problem: people arrive, look around, and leave without calling, booking, or buying.

You don't need a redesign. You need someone senior to look at your site the way a buyer does — and tell you the truth, fast.

What you get

Everything in the teardown, itemized.

No vague "audit." A numbered list of deliverables, each built for your business — never a template.

1

Conversion scorecard

Your homepage plus one key conversion page — contact, booking, or pricing — scored on the elements that actually drive calls and form fills.

2

Ranked top-5 fixes

The five changes most likely to move the needle, in priority order. Not fifty. Five.

3

Up to 8 annotated screenshots

Your pages, marked up to show exactly what's broken and what to change.

4

Now / Next / Later action plan

What to fix this week, this month, and this quarter — sequenced so you know where to start.

5

Personalized video walkthrough

We walk through your site on screen, talking through the scorecard and the fixes in plain English. Approx. 10 minutes, built for your business, reviewed by our founder before delivery.

6

Delivered in 48 hours + 1 clarification round

PDF + video in your inbox within 48 hours of your completed intake. Then 7 days to reply with questions and get straight answers.

Scope note: Desktop review of your homepage + one key conversion page. If you want mobile, extra pages, or the fixes implemented for you, see the add-ons below.
The offer ladder

Start with the teardown. Grow from there.

One problem at a time, in the order that actually matters: first make the site convert, then make it visible, then keep it working.

Step 2

Local SEO Setup

$497 founding · first 5
  • Google Business Profile audit + optimization
  • NAP consistency audit + 25 citation submissions with log
  • Review-engine setup (ask templates, timing, responses)
  • Personalized video walkthrough
  • Delivered in 7 business days from GBP access

Then $697 standard · one location

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Step 3

Local Visibility Care

$449/mo
  • 2 Google Business posts per week
  • Review response drafts
  • NAP drift monitoring
  • Monthly summary + score snapshot
  • Quarterly Map Pack check

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Start with the teardown

30-min implementation call — $149

Walk through the fixes live, ask anything. Available with the teardown.

One-page copy rewrite — $249

We rewrite your homepage or conversion page using the teardown findings.

Founding tiers exist to earn detailed testimonials from real businesses — that's the trade: senior-level review at a discount, in exchange for your honest feedback after delivery.

How it works

Three steps. Forty-eight hours.

Tell us about your site

Submit the 2-minute intake form — your URL, what you sell, who buys. Pick your tier and we'll confirm payment details.

We tear it down

Your homepage + one key conversion page, scored against a conversion checklist, with screenshots marked up to show exactly what's wrong.

You get the package

PDF report + personalized video walkthrough in your inbox within 48 hours of intake submission. Every teardown is reviewed by our founder before it goes out.

The 48-hour clock starts when you submit the intake form — not when you pay. You'll get an email confirming your exact delivery deadline.
Start with the intake form

Takes 2 minutes · 48-hour delivery · 7-day money-back guarantee

Guarantees

Two guarantees, in writing.

1. The 48-hour guarantee

If your teardown arrives more than 48 hours after you submit the intake form, you get 25% of your money back automatically. No forms, no arguing.

2. The "one insight worth the price" guarantee

If you don't find at least one insight in the teardown that was worth what you paid, email us within 7 days of delivery and we'll refund you in full. No interrogation.

FAQ

Straight answers.

When does the 48-hour clock start?

The clock starts the moment you submit the intake form — not when you pay. You'll get an email confirming your exact delivery deadline. If you don't submit the form, the clock hasn't started; we'll nudge you, and after 7 days with no intake we'll refund you in full.

What do you need from me?

Your website URL, what you sell, and who your buyers are — all in a 2-minute intake form. That's it. If we need anything else, we'll ask in your clarification round.

What if my site is on Wix / Squarespace / WordPress / something else?

Doesn't matter. We review what your visitors see, on any platform.

Is the video actually personalized?

Yes. It's your site, your pages, your fixes — built for your business, not a template. Every teardown, including the video, is reviewed by our founder before delivery.

What exactly is "one key conversion page"?

The page where visitors are supposed to take action — your contact page, booking page, pricing page, or quote form. You pick it in the intake form.

What if I hate it?

Then the 7-day guarantee applies: one email, full refund, no interrogation. We'd rather lose the sale than keep money for work that didn't help.

Find out why your visitors aren't calling.

48 hours. Your site, scored and fixed on paper. Two guarantees.

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Intake takes 2 minutes · Delivery within 48 hours of intake